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These are the Rules for interacting with Me.
Transgressions will have consequences,
including being blacklisted and blocked from contacting Me.


The Rules

Be polite and use proper grammar.

Be prompt in your replies to Me.

Be honest about what you want; do not make Me guess.

Be completely truthful about all medical issues, past and present.

Do not send photos unless you are requested to do so.

Shower and brush your teeth before our session.

Do not arrive inebriated or under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol.  If you do arrive under the influence, your session will be cancelled without refund.

Arrive on time. If you are going to be late, contact Me as soon as you know this.

Hand Me your tribute when you arrive.

Do not touch anything until you are told to do so.

Use the safe words whenever necessary.  There is no penalty for doing so.