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These are the Rules for interacting with Me.
Transgressions will have consequences, including being blacklisted and blocked from contacting Me.

The Rules

  • Be polite and use proper grammar.
  • Be prompt in your replies to Me.
  • Be honest about what you want; do not make Me guess.
  • Be completely truthful about all medical issues, past and present.
  • Do not send photos unless you are requested to do so.
  • Shower and brush your teeth before our session.
  • Do not arrive inebriated or under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol.  If you do arrive under the influence, your session will be cancelled without refund.
  • Arrive on time. If you are going to be late, contact Me as soon as you know this.
  • Hand Me your tribute when you arrive.
  • Do not touch anything until you are told to do so.
  • Use the safe words whenever necessary.  There is no penalty for doing so.

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